By Richard K. Noots
Secretly, we all dream of being a super hero. I mean, none of them really have to worry about the daily grind of paying bills and wondering if they should stop using the 1040-EZ tax form. Although genetic manipulation still hasn’t given us super powers (hurry up, Science!), we at least have the next best option. Sleeping bags! They also conveniently double as comfortable future Halloween costume. Not convinced? Just look below!
OK, this one looks a bit like Candy Corn, but he looks happy.
Now we’re getting somewhere
It does come with permission to scream about smashing things.
Personally, this one is my favorite.
What’s your favorite costume?