By Richard K. Noots
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is a very serious place, if you haven’t heard of it. It’s a place that honors the soldiers whose remains are unidentified. Everything there is to be done in complete silence as a sign of respect. A few patrons, however, felt the rules didn’t apply to them. This soldier says otherwise. Look, I may not have a lot of morals, but you should always respect the dead. Even if you don’t believe in the concepts, people get touchy about their dead ancestors. So, remember men, when in doubt, be silent!