The Manliest Men You’ll Ever See

By Richard K. Noots

October 25th in Portland, Oregon is a noteworthy time for anyone attempting to label themselves as a man. You see, this is the location of the World’s Beard and Mustache Championships. Oh, you’ve never heard of it? It’s OK. Just don’t let your wife see these upcoming photos of the more manly men that, unlike you, participated. She might get a little flustered and catch what doctors I know call Lumberjack Fever. Presently, it’s incurable.

Starting off Strong
Boom

Coat or Beard?
coat or beard

Custard?
Custard

Mephistopheles
Mephistopheles

There’s a monster in your beard!
Monster

Scorpion Tail
Scorpion Tail

Starman
Starman

The Squidbilly
The Squidbilly

What’s your favorite? Even better, what’s your best?

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