This Officer Had to Handle a Situation No Father Deserves

By Richard K. Noots Officer Struck was reporting to a car wreck with one major fatality: This poor girl’s father. She was upset and covered in gasoline when she was handed to Struck. Being a father himself and having the knowledge of what occurred to her poor father, he did the only thing he could; He sang her…

This is By Far The Most Unique Steel Artwork You’ll ever See

By Richard K. Noots Tobbe Malm is a blacksmith with a penchant for giving steel bolts more emotional depth than politicians. I have to say, I’ve yet to see any art this abstract with the medium used to convey the message. Tobbe does a great job with making you understand exactly what he was doing, and all he did it with…

According to This Lady, Elephants Directly Support Terrorism

By Richard K. Noots Kathryn Bigelow has decided to put her heart to stopping elephants that support terrorism. The illegal trade of ivory gives billions of dollars each year to terrorists and other idiots alike, for reasons unknown. Apparently, people really like these animal products that are the exact same thing as teeth. Over 30,000…

Kamala The Ugandan Giant: Once Feared, Now Forgotten

By Charlie DeWitts Some wrestling fans might remember Kamala the Ugandan Giant, or by his real name James Harris. This guy challenged the greats like Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin, but when push came to shove he didn’t quite make it like a lot of his former friends did. Now, minus most of his family…

Art that Will Captivate Your Morbid Curiosity

By Richard K. Noots Zdzisaw Beksiski was a Polish painter and sculptor who happened to lead a very depressing life. His wife was killed, his son committed suicide, and then he later died when someone stabbed him to death in his apartment. His art seems to reflect a certain morbid melancholy feeling, and is often…