Hitchhiker Found Decapitated on Roadside, Luckily it Was a Robot and No One Cared

By Richard K. Noots A group of robot lovers decided to answer the age-old question, “Can a robot safely travel the United States without fear of slaughter?” This question was unceremoniously answered in less than a thousand miles with a resounding no. Within one month of HitchBOT’s travels he was found dead, like many others, in Philadelphia. The…

Yes, Robots May One Day be Able to Feed You

By Richard K. Noots Carnegie Mellon University may be the site where the robot revolution begins. For the past decade, scientists here have been working on a new way of creating functional robots. Each joint piece of their Serpent holds the ability to control the robot itself, gather data, and link with it’s other parts via ethernet. What does this mean?…

Some People Think This May Be the End of Evolution

By Richard K. Noots We live in an age where we may just live to see one hundred and twenty. Prosthetic limbs are an example of something that may be outdated as science moves forward. New studies, like these bionic limbs Les Baugh is testing out, could be how we continue to exist for years…

Beer-Pouring Robot?! Yes, Please!

By Richard K. Noots So, leave it to a German to finally invent a beer-pouring robot. That’s right! A mere man sensed the plight of beers being poured in an imperfect manner, so he created a way to have the perfect beer pour every time! Of course, when we’re slave to our robot masters, I…

How We’ll Probably Go To School in the Future

By Richard K. Noots Jeffrey Kaji of Babylon, Long Island, was faced with a dilemma no one likes. He had to get his appendix removed so he, you know … Doesn’t die. On the bright side (or at least what most of us would consider a bright side), he has to miss about a week…

On This Day, Skynet Activated With One Word: Eagles

By Charlie DeWitts Fans will have a new way of interacting with their favorite sports team it seems, if this new technological idea in Korea has anything to say about it. Hanwha Eagles have new unit at their disposals; awesomely named Fanbots. Locals can interact by way of a smartphone to insert their own cheers…