Theater Patrons Are Unamused By This Water Bottle Prank

By Richard K. Noots A local theater was on the receiving end of a Water Awareness prank that left movie goers a little confused. One patron was quoted as saying, “Who directed this? I don’t even know who any of these characters are!” Many patrons left in the confusion, unsure of what to do with…

One Man Is Building Weapons of Mass Instruction?!

By Richard K. Noots In Buenos Aires, one artist came up with an idea to make a weapon of Mass Instruction. He built a model tank and made it able to fit upwards of nine hundred books. Now, he drives around delivering them to everyone he can. His only requirement? That people read the books he gives out. More people need to…

The Latest Medicine for Fighting Serious Diarrhea Could be Made From You!

By Richard K. Noots Clostridium difficile (CDI) can make it difficult to close your poophole. Or, in layman’s terms, it causes terrifying amounts of debilitating diarrhea. Enough of which, can easily kill you. Sounds like a terrible way to go out, doesn’t it? It kills over 14,000 people yearly in the USA alone, so who…