If Cleanliness is Godliness, Does That Make Children Devils?

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By Richard K. Noots

Everyone knows kids are disgusting. If you have one, I’m sure you’re nodding your head in approval right now. One teacher, however, seeks to change this fact. She’s implementing a plan of teaching children how to pick up after themselves.

Think about that for a second.

Don’t parents already do that?!

I guess the answer would be no, considering this teacher really thinks that this an ingenious idea that no one has ever tried before. Because we all just wanted to step on those Legos, didn’t we? We never said ANYTHING ABOUT CLE-

I should probably go take a break.

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