This job involves taking organs from prisoners! Don’t worry, they’re either just executed, or about to be! Ease that conscience of yours.
When a government has problems with an angry populace, they pay others to stand in their way. This could be you!
Mysteriously, many employees are on payrolls in China, but have not been to work in years. Apply now!
Having trouble with an outspoken member of society? Hire a vacation babysitter to see them out of the country and they’ll make sure a good time is had by all …