By Kenny G. Thompson
Oh, sure. It’s great to have a girlfriend live with you. Sex all the time, great company and someone to help out with the burden of life. But what about the bad side? Well, that can come in a few different forms, and it’ll definitely catch you off guard. So get prepared!
You will find bras in the strangest of places.
Your bathroom will look like it collided with half of Wal Mart.
Seriously, why?!
There will be more clothes than thought possible.
And yet you will often be blamed …
Emptying the bathroom trash will occur at a much higher frequency suddenly.
Hair accessories, they exist. They will be everywhere.
And just wait until you find blotches of nail polish in the oddest of places.
There’s a week where things suddenly get more vicious.
Her shower time will disrupt local ecosystems.
So … Much … HAIR
They use toilet paper for everything!
Just be careful, is all I’m saying.
The first time we moved in together was like culture shock. She would dry her underwear and bra on the shower rod. She took up most of the closet and drawers in the bedroom with all her clothes. It was something to get used to.
Haha, I had to laugh at the hair thing. My wife does this weird thing when she showers, which is to pull all her hair out of the drain and stick it to the shower wall. She had been doing this to be helpful, but I swear, the first time she forgot to grab it off the wall and throw it away, I was a little disturbed!
That is hilarious. You must have wondered what the heck she was doing. I have as many products as every woman I’ve known so that isn’t a major issue for me.