By Kenny G. Thompson
Oh, sure. It’s great to have a girlfriend live with you. Sex all the time, great company and someone to help out with the burden of life. But what about the bad side? Well, that can come in a few different forms, and it’ll definitely catch you off guard. So get prepared!
You will find bras in the strangest of places.
Your bathroom will look like it collided with half of Wal Mart.
There will be more clothes than thought possible.
And yet you will often be blamed …
Emptying the bathroom trash will occur at a much higher frequency suddenly.
Hair accessories, they exist. They will be everywhere.
And just wait until you find blotches of nail polish in the oddest of places.
There’s a week where things suddenly get more vicious.
Her shower time will disrupt local ecosystems.
So … Much … HAIR
They use toilet paper for everything!
Just be careful, is all I’m saying.